Monday, December 7, 2009

The Return To Ton Sai: Dijeridoo'd



The name Ton Sai might sound familiar to you if you follow this blog. It was the site of probably our worst experience in Thailand. Something like 3 months ago we stayed on a beautiful beach called West Railay. We stayed for a week and on one particular day we decided to make a hike through this mountain. We had seen many people appear from inside its crags. So we hiked through, not big deal, a couple huge cracks, some razor sharp coral, snakes and crabs and other creepy crawlies; no sweat we made it through without a hitch. We ended up on a small beach filled with climbers and hippies. It was a nice little trip. Then we had to make the trip back, not thinking that the lack of sunlight would be an issue for crawling through the mountains.

Long story short, we tried to make it through a couple times and eventually had to be saved by a lovely Spanish couple with a headlamp. We stayed the night on Ton Sai in a lovely bungalow built from 4 pieces of plywood and mosquito netting, while out other, far more expensive and luxurious room on Railay sat unoccupied.

ANYHOW- Maris's Yoga instructor told Maris about a Didgeridoo concert. I am not going to get into the description of one of these things, I will just post a link to its wiki page and show you a picture because describing it is just about as boring as hearing one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo

So we decide to give Ton Sai another try. We left on a beautiful sunday afternoon, right when the sun started its descent behind the mountains of Kloh Muang. The longtail boats were on our beach in full effect.


We took a 10 minute boat ride around a cliff and hopped off in Ton Sai. It turned out to be a great time. We spent more money on the room than was necessary, but we were not going to stay in one of those bungalows again, Maris might have left me if I tried to get her to.

So the didgeridoo guy comes out and plays for like 15 minutes around a bonfire at a bar called Chill Out Bar, right on the beach. The bar was on sand. It was nice and very very hippie. People were doing tribal dances in facepaint around the fire. I felt like I was in Lord of the Flies and these kids were going to start eating each other, but to our dismay canibalism never surfaced, but canabis did however. I noticed that Ton Sai was like the potheads paradise. A guy singing Reggae, bon fires, bars that play only Reggae with bartenders who light joints and pass them to their patrons. They sold cookies called "Magic cookies" that supposedly had mushrooms in them, so I was actually a bit shocked that the night didn't get weirder than it did. We stuck to beers and walking on the beach.



There was one sight I will never forget in my whole life. I had my camera on me and decided not to take it, because I don't think any semblance of justice could have been done for this beautiful sight. We stood on the beach, a very soulful reggae singer is singing on the stage to the left of us. The stars are as bright as I have ever seen them twinkling like they got paid money to do so. Beneath the stars and on the shore is a cliff the size of a medium sized sky scraper, shaped like a huge surfboard of ancient stone sticking out of the sand, illuminated with an orangish light for the climbers who dared brave that mountain at night. I will never forget that image in my mind because it was one of the many beautiful, memorable sights I have seen here. I think out of everything, those images are what I will take with me as long as I can. Oh, and the experiences.

I have a job interview tomorrow at the Sheraton. Wish me luck!

Til Next time.

_Brock





4 comments:

  1. Since I am the first person to post on this entry, I guess that means I care more than everybody else. Yes, even Rob. Have you guys done any fishing out there? I keep seeing all these beaches and boats, but I've yet to see you guys holding up a stringer of fish! GET OUT THERE AND GET YOU SOME TURKEY! Good luck on the job at the Sheraton. Hey my dad used to work at the Sheraton in tunica...I'll have him throw in a good word for with the Thai Sheraton people. They're old buddies of our family. By the way, Rob, myself, and Alan are going to be at my house in Ark for New Years and we are going to get the biggest, most boistorous, most over-the-top, skype chat going with you to kick off the new year.

    A Better Friend Than Rob,
    Scott Rose

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  2. I look forward to that more than my first born child.

    Love

    _Brock

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  3. Ditto the good luck wishes for your interview at the Sheraton. How far from your apartment? You guys are really taking advantage of the situation and experiencing as much as seems possible. Watch out for those herbal creatures, we don't want to be seeing either of you in an episode of locked up abroad. Be safe. --- Uncle Wade

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  4. well allow me to retort...I am everyone's best friend. No one is better than me at being a better best friend. The only reason i wasn't the first to post a response was because i was knee deep in the middle of my morning exercises, which if you must know, consists of a rigorous regiment of thousands upon thousands of repetitions of squat thrusts and lunges. Then i go for a 7k jog with 5 lb. sand weights duck taped to my ankles. My body is so streamlined, chiseled, and cut that the indigenous people of knoxville have started calling me diablo razor, which means sharp as the devil. Im serious, ill cut you im so sharp...but thats enough about me, tell me about you....if i was at the Chill Out Bar I would have eaten the cookies

    _Mr. Wonderful

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The Beginning

The Beginning

I am a 25 year old, southern Gent. I've been bothered by the fact that I've not traveled the world or even left the country, sans a trip to Cancun when I was in High School, but that was so muddled with tequila and strip clubs (sorry mom), that It doesn't REALLY count- that I have decided to take a adventure across the globe with the love of my life.

All I needed was a motivator, I needed someone to push me to travel and tell me, "Now's the time to do this, and we should totally do it". She came, she said those magic words and now we've got our bags packed, watching the calendar.
 
I had intentions on moving to New York City with my girlfriend. We are both really big into music and both have a spot in our hearts for the city. The opportunity escaped us after having our hopes deflated by the freaky rent prices there. We kind of ditched the New York idea immediately following a trip there and the mention of Thailand. 

We had always tossed around the idea of traveling together. I knew I wanted to travel with her. The first place she mentioned was Thailand, and after 20 minutes on Craigslist, checking out places and prices, we were sold (prob not the best way to chose where you want to spend your life, but that's just how it happened, and this is my story). Thailand it was.

So here we are 6 months later, a ticket for Bangkok dated August 4th in our hands. When people ask us how long we will be in Thailand, we say "Indefinitely". We are ready for a life change, something that might coax us into never coming back.

I have been dreaming of the sand and the crystal beaches since we mentioned the move, I have also had nightmares of being locked up and having to deal with a girlfriend who has been kidnapped by some crazy python handler, but those are just dreams.

The truth is, I have never been so excited and nervous at the same time for anything in my life. Right, now as I sit on my couch in South Knoxville looking out the window at the homemade bird feeders we made, on a hot Sunday afternoon, it blows my mind to think that in a little under two months, I might be laying in the sand with the tide riding up my mini bathing suit, with some concoction of a random Thai's design to sip in one hand, watching long-tailed boats float over the horizon, holding the love of my life in the other.

I expect to be shocked, excited, impressed, disappointed, lost, scared, found, happy, comfortable, uncomfortable, drunk, frightened, enlightened, ready to come home, ready to stay forever- all at different times on this journey.  

But one thing that will never change will be when I am an old man, maybe back in South Knoxville, sitting on my porch in a rocking chair with my old wife, widdling some crazy little thing old men on porches widdle, I will be able to look over to my wife and ask, "Remember that time we went into that local bar in Thailand and we saw that Thai Prostitute perform that "Ping-Pong show?" I am glad we shared that moment together."  

And she will say, "Brock that's disgusting" and then smile a little bit.


_Brock